This is a joke email passed on to me, but it will suffice as a quote of the day:
This old story out of Texas. Seems a guy makes a rolling stop at a
stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the
cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum
derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not a goddamned thing..."