Its a good thing I can't pack a gun on the Senate floor

Sen. Tom Coburn, expressed frustration with his fellow lawmakers this week, describing them as "a class of career elitists" and "cowards,” and adding, "It's just a good thing I can't pack a gun on the Senate floor."

[That depends, of course, on how good a shot he is, I suppose]...just kidding, secret service--dont break out your tasers on me just yet...hey d'ja ever notice the initials of the secret service are "SS"?

Coburn, R-Okla., reportedly made the comment at a Chamber of Commerce event in Oklahoma on Tuesday in which he blamed the nation's financial troubles on Congress-- a critique that deflects Republican attacks on President Obama.

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Hey Tom, we know you can't carry a gun, but how 'bout a gutta percha cane?