The power of III

Summum ius summa iniuria--More law, less justice
--Cicero.

15 February 2012

Joke of the day, 2/15

Forwarded in a mass email:

Funny'Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168."The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space, exploration andmedical technology.The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back intothe bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey."Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"The guy says, "100."The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSUTigersThe guy leaves, but finds this very interesting, so he thinks he will try itone more time.He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"The guy says, "Uh, about 50."The robot leans in real close and says,"So, . . . you people still happy with Barack Obama?"

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