--Dear @CharlieSheen, know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.
--Leaving Wall Street. These guys make my skin crawl. #snakeonthetown
--Forgot DWTS is tonight! Someone DVR it for me. Want to watch Ralph Macchio go down for what he did to Cobra Kai Dojo. #snakeonthetown
--I agree with Brett Favre. Snakes should be set free!
--Enjoying a cupcake @magnoliabakery. This is going straight to my hips. Oh, wait. I don't have hips. Yesss! #snakeonthetown
--@peternbcnews Don't turn around. I'm right behind you. Just kidding! lol!